Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for July 26, 2016
July 25, 2016
July 27, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: All right, nerd goons! How do we stop the Monster loose in the Summer Camp? Man: We have an antidote! But we've got to find a way to give it to her! Rip Haywire: Her? That monster was once a person? Man: Yes, she was a top skull agent... but lost control of an island due to a giant chicken with fists that packed a punh like extra-crispy dynamite... Rip Haywire: ULP! Was her name Cobra Carson? Man: Yes, and let me tell you, Phil here thought she was quite the looker... even before she turned into a monster.
Hmm, is this a retcon, Dan?It doesn’t appear to have any Cobra Carson attributes. ;-)She wouldn’t have cat breath, for instance. Nor would she think Rip and TNT were s’mores.