Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 25, 2016
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: I'm looking for a girl, black hair, kind of a pain in the neck.. probably a bad tipper... I could go on. Narrator: Rip is on the hunt for a vamoosed Cobra! Man: She went with the Sheriff... Rip Haywire: Was there trouble? Man: Not unless you think a little romance is trouble. Rip Haywire: Mister, Dynamite is less dangerous than that gal. Man: Oh, dear. Rip Haywire: You won't believe this... TNT: What? Are there bacon bits on the doughnuts?! It's crazy, right? I've heard that's a thing now!
Cobra is captured by Cobra Commander and turned into a cobra-woman, her kiss is now poison.