Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 26, 2021

Rip doesn’t like to engage in small talk.

“Banter never was my strong suit.”

Avoid Jones’ facial hair rip, those might be deadly, smelly deadly… fatal

Rip just had to butt in, to get a head of the situation. Will Nightmare Jones have the stomach to win over Rip with both hands tied behind his back

And a big Oof!!! Mr. Windbag got his answer!!!

Banter, no, quips, yes.

“Ow, my spleen!”

Oops, wrong comic.

Prepare to meet your ooof? I bet Rip didn’t even know he had an ooof. Maybe he can borrow Jones’s, now that he’s not using it.

Au contraire, mon frere.

That’s using the old noggin

“two-fisted” is not particularly significant when they’re both restrained behind his back.

If they were smart they’d let him go to give them a chance to survive. But we know better.

KA-OOOF!

Now that’s using your head!

Rip always jumps head-first into his work.

As Syndrome (from The Incredibles) once said, “You sly dog! You got me monologuing!”

Looks like Nightmare Jones needs a doctor. I happen to know a good one. His name is Dr. NEXT!!!