Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 31, 2022

Yea doc why. Rip doesn’t do anything delicate.

“Well, Rip, you have experience screwing up timelines. We figure you wouldn’t do it again. Right?”

To suggest someone better!

Imagine the hamster merging with his former human self, were-hamster. Huey Lewis is my mom’s age!

Somebody show this guy a picture of a bull in a china shop.

On another note… Please don’t ever put a guinea pig in a hamster wheel, or ball. Their backs don’t bend that way and you’ll cause damage to them.

well, there goes the timeline…will he run into Alley Oop? stay tuned…same Rip time …same Rip channel

Point. Now Breezy, or, even Cobra, could do delicate. (Even though Delicate isn’t Cobra’s usual style.)

Your dog is now a GERBIL! This doesn’t CONCERN you?!?

Rip is as delicate as a cactus!

Maybe there will be a crossover with Mr. Danders in the Cul de Sac comic strip!

Why do I feel a Catpocolyps moment coming on?

Hey, I like Huey Lewis! Small World.

(the album after Sports)

KAA—delica—NOPE

This should be a job for The Doctor.

The last time Dan Thompson played with the timeline, Rip and Cobra Carson were retroactively de-married. I wonder what will happen this go-round.

Maybe when Rip Junior and Sopapilla show up they can be sent on this mission.

KA-PERMANENTLY ALTERED!

Yeah, delicacy isn’t exactly Rip’s specialty.

Um… To ask if Hazy can go and get him back?

Okay, Dr. Foster is stuck in a First-Grade classroom in 1985. Who in this strip would fit in? I wonder . . .

Because the DeLorean has a standard transmission, and Rip is the only member of the Alliance who can drive stick?

hmm. a Cul de Sac link

So will Baby Fireball be erased from existence or become an adult?

Anybody else get the feeling that this is going to open the door for this strip to reboot itself?