Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 18, 2022

Rip as Dick Tracy?

Mind

BLOWN.

Enter Detective Haywire. R.j’s going to hate the Marlowe-like dialogue.

Now if we could just get the actual Dick Tracy to do some investigating.

Captain Chaos!

I’d just like to say that ‘Dick Tracy’ was an under rated comic movie classic. I mean, who could have imagined that Madonna would be great to play a sex hungry, manipulative bimbo?

Does this mean that we’re going to have to deal with Pruneface again?

Does this trench coat make me look fat? No, your fat makes you look fat!

He was shot then stabbed, Ka-confused!!!

Look! Its the man in the yellow hat? Now where is Curious George?

Okay, it’ SO on. Next time I get to scrip Tracy, Haywire is the meek librarian threatened by Villains Most Dire (Ltd.) who unwisely comes to SAM for help. Huge mistake.

Rip has had too many pancakes; he’s filling out that jacket.

Gee, from out of nowhere, suddenly Rip as a complete Dick Tracy costume. Does it come complete with a Wrist Radio?

He does have a physical semblance to Dick Tracy and Rip is just running with it.

ka-heavy

Shouldn’t that be KA-DUN-DUN-DUNNNN?

No, Rip… The Dick Tracy get-up does not make you look fat.

KA-DICK TRACY!

Does this mean Milo was murdered by Flattop?