Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 27, 2022

He’s a Haywire, so go for the back of the head. Ka-klonk.

Now Mohawk Haywire begins his greatest Kad-venture(this pun was inspired by the famous song from the animated Hobbit film. Great song)!

Ka-Bull@#%&!!!

bald as a cueball

He needs his doo back. He looks awful

So uncle Max is a killer with a heart-o’-gold? Don’t let his ex-buddies find out or they’ll cut it out and sell it.

didn’t he have hair?

KA-BIG DIPPER MOUNTAIN!

How courteous of that thug Uncle Max.

Wait, where’s the new deputy Rowdee? Wasn’t he patrolling w her before all the Christmas shenanigans?

Great… Now he’s going to need an even thicker wool cap.