Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 04, 2023

I’d start with your third choice after this to-be caper.

Hey bad guy. Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.

But an avalanche will bury them, not push them off the mountain.

Okay, goon. Don’t start something that you can’t control.

And you also bury the Ka-Loot!!!

Would the therapy include lovely young women in skimpy attire?

KA-AVALANCHE!

He’ll need lots of therapy after dealing with RJ. (Assuming he survives, of course.) Probably wouldn’t be on a tropical island, though.