Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for May 18, 2023

He’d still like to see her in the outfit.

“That’s right! I only said one P.”

Mmmm Bit-O-Honey. ;-)

ka-nurse

At my job during grad school, I was often asked by customers, “Where are the strippers.” I’d gladly point them out. I worked at a paint store.

Though, one time, a stripper did come in.

Not sniper, striper!

Mind out of the gutter, Tank.

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I think they’ve done away with candy stripers now. At least they have in my hometown.

KA-CANDY STRIPER!

Great artwork in today’s comic.

Officer Miller reminds me of “The Commish” for some reason.