Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 07, 2024

Hello, Modern Bluto(I sense a Popeye-like rivalry with Rip)!

Ha. He wanna gets ka-clobbered for free eh. What a maroon.

Newsflash: You do not have to answer your phone when it’s inconvenient. Or any other time you don’t want to. It’s not the boss of you.

Famous last rights words!!!

last rites?

First mistake. Always take the money. You’ve got expenses. Hotel, fist salve, advertising, etc.

Pride goeth before the ka-fall.

KA-MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!

Big mistake. he’ll need that money to pay his hospital bill.

Considering what happned lasttime you encountered Rip, oh not Danny Reed (see Marvel,) shouldn’t you demand that your medical expensives he covered, at least?

Smith should have asked for a major payday. Now how’s he going to pay the hospital bill?