Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 14, 2024

Bluto 2.0 is about to go Boo-Boo 2.0! Iron Mile better not punch this guy!

Is weird music going to start playing?

Ka-SOUSA MUSIC!

Rip: My turn!

Whew! First panel I was afraid for Rip. I don’t like it when he gets the snot beat out of him. Really looking forward to tomorrow when he comes out to beat up on them.

“…like giving spinach to Popeye.” What an excellent metaphor for Rip and pancakes. That thug better skedaddle or he’ll be caught up in the clobberin’ Iron Fist is gonna get.

Rip is strong to the finish. :)

Yay! Boysenberry saved the day !!

Boysenberry….ON RIP? OY VEY! DEF- CON 1! RED ALERT! THE YOU KNOW WHAT IS ABOUT TO HIT THE FAN!

Iron Fist is about to reimagine the situation.

ka-syrup

KA-BOYSENBERRY!

Now Rip will reduce Iron Fist to scrap iron.

I prefer boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam.

I’m a “Citizens for Boysenberry Jam” fan.

— Paul Simon

He’s syruptitiously regaining his strength.

Why do I suddenly hear the boss music from Doom?

mmmmmm, boysenberry.

Bu-bye, Smitty.

You think the pancakes are your ally? You merely adopted the boysenberry!

Nothing like Boysenberry syrup for that extra punch.