Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 15, 2024

Cool Batman vibe from Rip! But hey, like Kong, Iron Fist might have a chance at redemption!

Ah Roadhouse, loved the original. They remade it, but to me Dalton will always be Patrick Swayze.

Ha big wannabe hero. You is give up for only one pancake punch.

C’mon Haywire, let him be your henchman this one time so he can be on a hero team.

Sure glad Rip through off all that boysenberry.

“Not with that chin.” Great way to sum him up.

Do you serve pancake punch in a Dixie cup? Or a martini glass? Is syrup on the side? Is there a sausage slice on the rim of the glass?

Or that mustache.

ka-jowl

KA SUPER PANCAKE PUNCH! Wa Ha Ha Ha Ha Hah Ha Haaaaaaah!!

KA-ROADHOUSE!

You need giggling knuckles to be a hero.

To Dan Thompson, and all the Haywire Hooligans and Ripscallions out there…

With Hurricane Ernesto heading to Bermuda this weekend, I may be off-line for a while. Please don’t worry too much. We Bermudians have learned over the centuries to build our homes to withstand 100 mph winds. Our biggest concerns are flooded roads and power outages. The past few days have been pretty soggy from a front to our north, but we’re not letting a little rain stop up from battening down our hatches and stocking up on our necessities.

In the meantime, please tell Rip Haywire to keep punching those bad guys. I’ll catch-up with him and his giggling fists as soon as I can.

Your devoted fan, Dragoncat.

Maybe he should try a sidekick gig and work up to hero.