Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for July 18, 2011

_ killing cats by means of poison is illegal

Once again the Germans are too organized for their own good. The Americans, on the other hand, were pros at fake unit numbers to cause the Germans to over-estimate/under-estimate their numbers.

That fact about cats and aspirin is something I, unfortunately, found out about the hard way. My cat swallowed a tylenol pill and nearly died from it. We’ve been very careful about aspirin around her.

deport that illegal immigrant !!!!

Leeland Davidson doesn’t qualify to become president of the U.S. until his parents fill out the proper paperwork! Hurry before it’s too late!

And Davidson is a WWII vet.

To solve The Case of the Missing Genes, trace the geneology of the cats and find out where the genes were misplaced!

Maybe the mathematical formula that found the number of German tanks can locate the missing genes, but we need the cats’ serial numbers.

I never said I was gonna do it! I know several people that hate these cats!! We’ll be cat-free in a month!!! =))

If cats give you a headache, take two aspirin. It’s a purr-fect remedy.

But how do you get them to swallow the pills?honestly, I love cats, I just can’t eat a whole one.

Woolworth’s?

Actually, the only that impressed me is how the Allies in the Pacific managed to accurately estimate the number of Japanese troops by counting the number of latrines caught in aerial photographs.