Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 07, 2013

Perri-Air for Prez Skroob

“parts of cape town”? here we call it a hockey rink

What is the shelf life of that frozen can of air? Wouldn’t want to open a can of air that has gone stale.

Wasnt that bit about canned air in Spaceballs by Mel Brooks. President Screwb inhales from one. CLassic.

Chen would do well in Southern California or any industrialized zone like Gary, IN.

OK……They had an exact speed, so was the car clocked on radar? The apples are safe in parts of Cape Town and I bet the fresh air was made in Japan.

Glad to see that stupidity isn’t uniquely American.

There was a story about President Grant receiving a speeding ticket for driving a carriage too fast in Washington. This was a few years before the automobile was invented…

So that is why China invaded and took over Tibet. Needed fresh air to can.

Funny, I read before that the first ticket was for the “breakneck speed” of 12 mph.

Uh oh, better hope Chen doesn’t become another Aloysius O’Hare!

According to Pennsylvania law, any motorist driving on a country road at night must stop every mile, send up a rocket signal, and wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock before continuing.

Electric cars were somewhat popular for ladies.Husbands would buy the wife an electric – that way the batteries limited how far she could go!

Slow down