Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 05, 2015

If I had a dog, I would have to get a few large, Costco-sized bottles of flea shampoo for those prehistoric pests. And, wow, what a lucky man Mr. Mize is.

And Roy Sullivan survived seven lightning strikes. Beat you, Carl.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roy_Sullivan

“Fleas the size of rats, on rats the size of cats. This isn’t rock and roll. This is genocide—” David Bowie.

You beat me to it. So here is the world’s shortest poem, titled “Fleas” by Ogden Nash:

AdamHad ’em

goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, less than a minute ago

goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, less than a minute ago

goweeder

goweeder GoComics PRO Member said, 4 minutes ago

@Prof’s hubbie

“….And little fleas have lesser fleas,and so, ad infinitum.”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Cute! I love it. Did you make that up?

I made a little poem (not as good as yours, though):

‘Don’t worry about yesterday -It’s already gone.Don’t worry about tomorrow -You might not live that long.’

That guy in Oklahoma must really get a charge out of life!I wonder if he’s building up an immunity to electricity-??

I should have pointed out that Prof’s hubbie didn’t claim to be the author. He just may have revealed his age, though.

Carl should change his name to Rod.