Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for January 19, 2016

Um… what do daggers, swords, and bicycles have to do with vegetarianism? (How do you also get a bicycle pierced through your cheek?)

Sorry, I have to scroll down, I can’t look at that anymore !

They’re probably drinking too much Mekhong at the Thai Vegetarian Festival.

I read about the bat thing. They couldn’t train the bats to pick targets reliably. War engenders lots of interesting ideas.

I’ll bet that, even with their mouths full of knives and bicycles, they couldn’t go five minutes without telling everybody they were vegetarian.

Actually the bat thing finally had all the problems solved about delivery and target acquisition. Trial runs had been made and the system was ready to be deployed over Japanese cities. But the program was cancelled. Abruptly. Mid summer 1945

Actually it’s bicycle wheel spokes, not bicycles.

After reading the other two items, I’m confident that the aliens would never want to come here.

Any landings at the Wyoming space port?

you would lose that bet Max-not all vegetarians are preaching bores