Acromantula was the species of those talking intelligent spiders. We are never told from which part of the world they come from and now they live in part of that Dark Forest and very dangerous. (I speculated that it was a female spider from the fabled Plateau of Leng. In that mystic place all the spiders are intelligent and many grow to larger sizes and are carnivorous in their inclinations. Some of them even have stingers.)
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
I think even Ronald Weasley wouldn’t want señor Palomares’s drink
winding road over 7 years ago
A brave police officer let the bear out. http://www.wthr.com/article/bear-makes-home-in-car-of-salem-family
drycurt over 7 years ago
The bear appears to be smarter than some children that age.
therese_callahan2002 over 7 years ago
Tarantula venom? And I thought worms in tequila were bad enough.
J Short over 7 years ago
Wife: Honey, where you going? Husband: It’s time to milk the tarantulas. Wife: Be careful.
J Short over 7 years ago
How would you know it was tarantula venom? Yeah, yeah, it’s tarantula venom; just milked fresh today.
pearlsbs over 7 years ago
Come on, Daniil! Move into the 21st century. Implant a GPS device in your chest.
tuslog1964 over 7 years ago
Q. Why does a compass have a mirror?A. So you can see who’s lost!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Acromantula was the species of those talking intelligent spiders. We are never told from which part of the world they come from and now they live in part of that Dark Forest and very dangerous. (I speculated that it was a female spider from the fabled Plateau of Leng. In that mystic place all the spiders are intelligent and many grow to larger sizes and are carnivorous in their inclinations. Some of them even have stingers.)
gopher gofer over 7 years ago
so when the bartender asks “what’s your poison” he’s not being metaphorical…