Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for September 14, 2019

… but if you view the book under blacklight, it’s Me and My Tum-Tum.

Is “Clisson and Eugénie” still in print? (Dorman from PC, Florida or PC, Panamá?)

His parents won’t let him get a tattoo, but they never said anything about giving them.

Henry VIII was said to have written “Greensleeves”, but many suggest he had it commissioned or he stole it.

And Margeraphobia is fear of Bam,

And fear of Emeril Lagasse is Margeraphobia by Proxy.

I have a fear of Food Network and the Hallmark channel.

Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton on a tv commercial. “Can it core a apple? Yes, it can core a apple.”

What do they call the procrastination of cleaning up after you cook?

World’s youngest LEGAL tattoo artist, you mean. Or licensed.

How far into pregnancy was Napoleon in that painting?

The Car Talk radio program’s closing credits included a Ralph Kramden impersonator in their Dubai Office: Mohamed Ahmed Hamed Hammada.

Does the kid also work in a tobacco shop or liquor store by any chance?

Is that tattoo kid contributing to his own delinquency?

Using definitions of words as a fact is just lazy… Believe It or Not!

It’s still illegal. Minors can be held responsible for illegal actions.

I believe my wife caught that phobia shortly after we married…

This greek-word-dropping is so useless! Cooking-fear is the fear of having to cook. My. Running-fear is the fear of having to run. Ad libitum…