Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 21, 2019

I’m blue-eyed and I never drank alcohol.

The frozen crocodiles must be the only thing in Walmart that wasn’t made in China.

I have blue eyes, and I only drink O’ Doul’s or something like it.

Who heads that department?

I have a 100 year old sofa in my house, its way too nice to throw out.

What does one do with a pig head?

Do the WalMarts in China sell only goods from the USA?

Pig heads ,etc. I thought they were describing some of the customers at Walmart! ;o}

That Chinese Wal-Mart has the best Halloween decorations!

Apparently, at a China Walmart, you can also buy the frozen testicles of NBA players…

This is why WalMart is the most successful retailer in the world; they know their customer base! Also; these frozen heads are part of a heart healthy diet as recommended by the Chinese National Heart Disease Foundation.

Every now and then, Walmart does have those obscure items….

I don’t have blue eyes. I’m pie-eyed.

Head Cheese takes on a whole new meaning.

I’m blue-eyed and it takes a lot of booze before I feel any effects.

You can buy a pig head in most Mexican meat markets.

I must be one of the exceptions. I have blue eyes but I’m a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. One glass of wine and my head is swimming.

When I was young and dating the sofa usually lasted about six months…

Isn’t that true of serious Mormons. (the drinking part)

So….I have green eyes. Does that put me in between? Then there’s my nephew whose eyes are such a deep blue they look violet, like Liz Taylor!

Our sofa and love seat (a Lazy Boy brand) are going on 25 years old, and still in pretty good shape.