Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for December 03, 2019

Eu penso que Joaquim não quer estar sozinho na casa todos os dias.

Yeah, and when she was still going to school the dog always ate her homework.

If Joaquim was a member of the Church of Kopimism he would be a copycat.

Thou shalt 0×03 and 0×16 thy neighbor.

Sneaky cat. And Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.

So… she was late because her alarm was silent??? I bet her dog ate her homework too…

Her boss should buy her a battery operated analog travel alarm clock

I just use a digital timer.

Kopimsm is associated with Pirate Bay, a warze site in Sweden.

Just as plausible as any other religion.

Thanks to Joaquim, she was catatonic…

When the mayonnaise museum opens, I’ll be there!

Here’s an image of the famous mustard vending machine:

https://www.tripadvisor.com/LocationPhotoDirectLink-g60090-d148579-i66301489-National_Mustard_Museum-Middleton_Wisconsin.html

I’d relish going to he Mustard Museum, but I have too much work to ketchup on.

Yeeeeah, sure. The CAT did it. LOL!

And not a single hot dog for 300 miles…

No mustard tastes good, I know at least one place I can skip viewing.

and let’s not forget Col. Mustard, in the kitchen…

Let’s see French’s? Gulden’s? Grey Poupon? What’ll you have dear?