Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for February 14, 2020

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    meg_grif  almost 5 years ago

    Of course, all the months that contain the letter “R” are consecutive, September through April.

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    pearlsbs  almost 5 years ago

    A simple way of saying don’t eat oysters when the weather is warm. I guess they were more likely to be contaminated with pathogens during this time.

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    Bilan  almost 5 years ago

    Technically, Scott didn’t tell them that he wasn’t in pain. They read his mind.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    oysters only for JanuaRy, FebRaRy, MaRch, ApRil, SeptembeR, OctobeR, NovembeR, DecembeR (that’s only 75% of a whole year)

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But, my preacher said the universe is only 3,000 years old.

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    James Wolfenstein  almost 5 years ago

    20,000 years!!!! just to paint ONE cave???? Worst contractor, EVER! Public works, most likely…

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I always thought it was the other way round, don’t eat them on months with ‘R’. I never paid attention either way. I saw a documentary where they reproduced the Lascaux caverns with paintings to allow tourists to see them without destroying the originals which are decaying.

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    Artie Adams  almost 5 years ago

    The artist wasn’t as spry as when he was 19,000 years younger.

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    markhughw  almost 5 years ago

    Eating oysters in cooler weather had more to do with pre-refrigeration than with oyster farming. Similarly, having oysters served with a wedge of lemon was to use the lemon to cover the taste of oysters that are turning. Even though that is mostly unnecessary in modern times, still the tradition holds resulting in most people losing out on the wonderful but subtle flavor of fresh oysters without the useless taste of lemon covering it up.

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    Michael G.  almost 5 years ago

    Wow! I can scarcely believe the bit on oysters! ;-0

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    jvn  almost 5 years ago

    I believe that George R. R. Martin is descended from those cave painters.

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    BiathlonNut  almost 5 years ago

    Used to eat raw oysters with a neighbour friend. Then my friend came down with hepatitis. Now I do not eat any shellfish.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wow – those were some really slow cave artists!

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    TMR  almost 5 years ago

    The only good oyster is a smoked oyster, but they are darn hard to keep lit.

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    Buckeye67  almost 5 years ago

    Rocky Mountain oysters are safe anytime.

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    yangeldf  almost 5 years ago

    the months with no R are May, June, July, and August. Isn’t it easier to just tell them to avoid eating oysters in the summer?

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    paranormal  almost 5 years ago

    What’s a FMRI?

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    oops Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This ought to placate your ignorance: the second word of the second sentence in your response is incorrect. You are using “its” as a contraction, in this case an abbreviated way of saying “it is,” not as a possessive…therefore it requires the placement of an apostrophe between the letter t and the letter s. No doubt you will now say something snarky…or blame this whole thing on the typographical omission of that cursed apostrophe.

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    oops Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The above was meant as a reply to jimmjonzz…how it ended up here is beyond me. Thanks GoComics :(

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