Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 23, 2020

Sunday will be the first twin’s first birthday (Liliya must have quite the bodily disorder in order to have two uteruses).

Hey Grandpa, what’s for dinner?

Actually they are not twins,

Dang it! Now I’m hungry.

Followed by the Official State Bariatric Surgery of Oklahoma.

So there’s more to Scotland than deep-fried Mars bars . . .

Unless tractor fuel is darn cheap over there, it’s going to be a very expensive sport.

So, Liliya had two separate wombs in her body? Who writes these half baked excerpts?

Tums is the official OK state antacid!!

Oklahoma known for oil wells an gas.

As formidable as the venerable Full English Breakfast.

Take care and gesundheit.

I had twins once. No, twice …

On another theme: You know the Scottish farmers have to get gassed before playing that game.

The Tractor Soccer game could end up in a Tractor Demolition Derby! ;o)

Regarding your spelling of “whoah”…

https://writingexplained.org/whoa-or-woah-difference

Smart car soccer: you get your dieselly boys with their pickup trucks, don some cattle bars for the front, throw a Smart car out in a field, and RAM it!

… and I am heading to Oklahoma for dinner

Oklahoma’s state meal is just what the states cardiologists ordered.

I’m guessing the twin story has to do with surrogates, and they’re considered twins because they’re genetically identical OR were transplanted at the same time, even if they’re almost 3 months apart age wise. These blurbs don’t provide enough information, I am BEGGING for context most of the time.

. . . FYI! :)

https://www.sciencealert.com/extremely-rare-case-sees-woman-give-birth-to-2-babies-born-11-weeks-apart

UTERI, for the record…

Her husband explained to her that in order to have twins he had to impregnate 2 other women…

1. https://www.sciencealert.com/extremely-rare-case-sees-woman-give-birth-to-2-babies-born-11-weeks-apart

2. Kingsbridge, South Devon is NOT in the Scottish Lowlands.

huh, huh, and huh

Each states’ “official” food list:

https://www.thedailymeal.com/entertain/united-states-food-official-state-foods-slideshow

So they took a VR (Virtual Reality) game, and made it IRL (in Real Life). I guess it is better than tractor dancing …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-43_PF6Lac4

So is the tractor keeper allowed to use its hands?