The Ant, and Spider, were hanging at the millipede’s house…They ran out of Booze. So being a good host, the Millipede volunteered to get more at the store.
After 2 hours the millipede was nowhere to be found.
They opened the front door and saw the Millipede was still putting on his shoes
Useful Metric Equivalents
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
52 = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipede = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologues = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
What goes 999 clunk, 999 clunk?A millipede with a peg leg
What’s more disgusting than a millipede?
A millipoo
The Ant, and Spider, were hanging at the millipede’s house…They ran out of Booze. So being a good host, the Millipede volunteered to get more at the store.
After 2 hours the millipede was nowhere to be found.
They opened the front door and saw the Millipede was still putting on his shoes
Useful Metric Equivalents
1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds
52 = 1 decacards
1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn
1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
435.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
10 rations = 1 decoration
10 millipede = 1 centipede
3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent
10 monologues = 5 dialogues
2 monograms = 1 diagram
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
What goes 999 clunk, 999 clunk?A millipede with a peg leg