Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 07, 2022

Masha probably helped by protecting the baby from becoming hypothermic as well.

Also, the history of the home microwave oven is so weird, I can’t even summarize it here. But look it up if you want to hear about cryogenically frozen rodents.

based upon inflation, what is $2 these days? (Jason once had $3 for his microwave patent)

Well, turns out pandas are dumber than cats. And my microwave just broke last night. Believe it or What!

Good kitty kitty!

Bamboo is extremely poor in nutrition. Eating enough bamboo to support Mama plus two babies is almost impossible – the mother panda concentrates on the stronger one, leaving the weaker one to die.

I guess that means Po was stronger than his twin, if he had one.. No wonder he became a Kung Fu Panda.

Another Heavenly joke.

A German Shepherd, a Doberman and a cat have died, and gone to Heaven.

All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.

The German shepherd says: “I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master.”

Good," says God. "Then lie down by my right foot. Doberman, what do you believe in?

The Doberman answers: “I believe in the love, care and protection of my master.”

Ah," said God. “You may sit by my left foot.”

Then he looks at the cat and asks, “And what do you believe in?”

The cat answers: “I believe you’re sitting in my chair.”

Until next time.

I don’t quite understand the one about Percy and his patent. You don’t earn money when you patent something; you. have to pay to get a patent. Do they mean he sold his patent for $2?

“I really liked finding this box I can get into, but this noisy stinky creature has got to go. It is a little warm, though.”

Percy’s Popcorn would have been a great followup.

Take care, may Netflix and Chill enthusiast Jason “Okay I’m By Myself Well Sort Of Tee-Hee” Jaggord be with you, and gesundheit.

Mama panda says “No food for you! You just numba two! ….and anyway you just a gurl!”

Yeah, but what is that $2 worth in today’s money? Oh, never mind. I forgot about inflation for a second.

Baby pandas are about the size of the palm of your hand.The real danger is that Mom will roll over and accidentally crush it.

And the cat received a $3.00 reward for saving the baby’s life.

And the person who bought the patent told Percy: “It’ll never catch on. Just a novelty item.”

Babies left in dumpsters is what you have in Russia and other places that ban abortion. Get ready folks.

After college I started to work in electronics back in the 70’s in the SF bay area, I was told that an engineer at Raytheon discovered that microwaves create heat and thus the oven was invented.

In October 2012, a newborn baby was left in our carport. He still had the umbilical cord. And yes, it’s a true story.