Jason: “Mom always liked you best!”Travis: “So? I mean, can you blame her?”Jason: “Fine!”Travis: “Fine.”Jason: “Fine.”Travis: “You’re stupid.”Jason: “Yeah? Well you’re stupider and stuff.”Travis: “Am not.”Jason: “Are too.”Ref: “Mind if we start the game?”
Take care, may sideline reporter Holly “These Guys Crack Me Up But Gillian And Shannon Were More Fun To Watch” Roword be with you, and gesundheit.
Do you know where the phrase “You’ve got to be shitting me!” came from?
When General George Washington was crossing the Delaware it was cold, foggy and ice all around. They had several boats and only one light. Captain Peters was at the bow of the boat with this light when it struck some ice and he tumbled into the river. They searched and searched for him but never could find him. They pressed on as best they could and finally they saw a light and started moving towards it.
They got ashore and went to the house but little did they know it was a house of ill repute. They knocked on the door and the Madam opened the door “Yes?” “Ma’am we are cold, tired, hungry and need a place to sleep tonight.”
The Madam looks out and sees that there are quite a number of them standing outside and asks “Well how many of you are there?” “There are 32 of us without Peters.” to which the Madam replies "You’ve got to be shitting me!”
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
In order to be hired as a game counselor, you’d have to have played the games yourself in order to know the games’ secrets. Tough.
drbee over 1 year ago
The Kelce brothers have taken sibling rivalry to new heights..lol
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
Jason: “Mom always liked you best!”Travis: “So? I mean, can you blame her?”Jason: “Fine!”Travis: “Fine.”Jason: “Fine.”Travis: “You’re stupid.”Jason: “Yeah? Well you’re stupider and stuff.”Travis: “Am not.”Jason: “Are too.”Ref: “Mind if we start the game?”
Take care, may sideline reporter Holly “These Guys Crack Me Up But Gillian And Shannon Were More Fun To Watch” Roword be with you, and gesundheit.
Nala the Great over 1 year ago
I remember a super bowl game where the head coaches were brothers. I don’t remember their names.
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
A Fog Joke
Do you know where the phrase “You’ve got to be shitting me!” came from?
When General George Washington was crossing the Delaware it was cold, foggy and ice all around. They had several boats and only one light. Captain Peters was at the bow of the boat with this light when it struck some ice and he tumbled into the river. They searched and searched for him but never could find him. They pressed on as best they could and finally they saw a light and started moving towards it.
They got ashore and went to the house but little did they know it was a house of ill repute. They knocked on the door and the Madam opened the door “Yes?” “Ma’am we are cold, tired, hungry and need a place to sleep tonight.”
The Madam looks out and sees that there are quite a number of them standing outside and asks “Well how many of you are there?” “There are 32 of us without Peters.” to which the Madam replies "You’ve got to be shitting me!”
waynemiller over 1 year ago
The 50th Grey Cup in the CFL, played in 1962 had to finished the following day because of fog. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/50th_Grey_Cup
FassEddie over 1 year ago
I remember that Eagles- Bears game! That was truly weird! Like something out of a movie!
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
I’ll wait for father and son playing on opposite Super Bowl teams.
zodal over 1 year ago
The game counselors didn’t come free. Had to pay around 2$ a minute
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
My sons and I actually called that hotline. A bit embarrassing but sometimes we were just plain stuck!
drycurt over 1 year ago
I’ve been in fog so thick I couldn’t see my feet.
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
One thing I appreciate about this era is that when I need video game help, I don’t have to call a number or buy a strategy guide.
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m wondering how they could televise that foggy football game. Did the refs use fog horns instead of whistles?