Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for October 09, 2023

Two street lamps so close to each other may be functional, but isn’t it wasteful?

I’ve seen most street lights turned off at night to “save the planet”, or something.

But this is fine, I guess. Hypocrites.

They actually tried that once before, with a cereal simply called Donuts.

Tim Hortons in Canada has a breakfast cereal. Dunkin can’t compete with Tim Hortons in Canada. They tried but failed. Canadians are loyal to their “Tims”

Donuts over a buck apiece and pathetic.

If you’re going to Wal-Mart to find a date, I’m sure there are more than a few reasons you’re single.

Smart decisive move for the General Mills which allowed the lubricous all-sugar donut cereal!!

Wait, street lamps have gender? Presumably they must have two, because we’re talking about the same country that sexualized candy-covered chocolate and makes an election issue out of what room people use to pee.

Two places NOT to meet a potential mate: Bars and Wal-Marts

The laundromat is supposed to be the best place to meet someone if you’re single and looking for a relationship. I’m not sure what kind of arrangement you’ll end up with from a grocery store…..

I’d rather see street lamps about to do the boom chicka wow wow

Those twisted street lamps appear to be a dimwit’s inspiration from a Dali painting.

I’ll bet Walmart discontinued the Singles Shopping because too many people saw their spouse in there with the red bows.

In a market already saturated with sugary cereal, I can see why their attempt to promote ‘Dunkin’ Donuts’ cereal sank without a whimper. Heck, I don’t even remember seeing it on the shelves. Wouldn’t have bought it if I had, but it would have been good for a chuckle.