Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 22, 2009

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    4deerinmyyard  over 15 years ago

    The more likely response would be: “We regret that this submission does not meet our needs at this time.” But this one is still going onto the refrigerators of a lot of writers.

    Possibly not as many as those occupied by Calvin and his “writer’s block”, but lots.

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    calvinandquestionmark  over 15 years ago

    Good things come to those who wait…but don’t wait too long.

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    Smiley Rmom  over 15 years ago

    I thought an author didn’t become famous until after he’s dead. Guess this one’s on the right track to becoming famous.

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    Nighthawks Premium Member over 15 years ago

    oops! should have sent that express mail!

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    risitas  over 15 years ago

    Make that:

    ”your incredible obituary!”
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    trdent  over 15 years ago

    Doesn’t the word HELP mean anything to you?

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