Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 29, 2010

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    parethed  over 14 years ago

    How about…the sky is falling! The sky is falling!

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    vlechtja  over 14 years ago

    Next time cross a road on the moon, chicken.

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    It’s a big deal to the possum.

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    alan.gurka  over 14 years ago

    But WHY did the cow jump over the moon? Just to outdo the chicken?

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Because it was there, that’s why.

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    bobpeters61  over 14 years ago

    ^And here I thought she was a tea party talking about health care reform.^

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    Ushindi  over 14 years ago

    How do we KNOW the cow actually jumped over the moon? Doesn’t that seem a little unlikely? What, cows never lie, never exaggerate? Do you ALWAYS believe what a cow tells you? I’d believe FishStix’s fishing stories before I believed some cow that claimed to have jumped over the moon.

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    Yes! She lied. And the cover-up reaches all the way to the White House. It’s a left-wing conspiracy to make us…..

    What? This isn’t Doonesbury?

    Never mind. (Apologies to the memory of Gilda Radner).

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    I’d like to somehow get a cow patty do the moon and have NASA find it.

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    lfanterickson  over 14 years ago

    Ushindi, I saw the picture of the cow jumping over the moon in Good Night Moon

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