Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 13, 2010

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    GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago

    There’s no such thing as the perfect crime.

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    If there were a perfect crime, we’d never know.

    There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

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    Charles Brobst Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Fry him.

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    jfoster5  over 14 years ago

    Gillty as charged

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    lobkiller  over 14 years ago

    on a SCALE of one to ten, this guy is FINished

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    lewisbower  over 14 years ago

    The perfect crime was when I had to pay her lawyer..

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    gulfcoastgrl  over 14 years ago

    That lamp is so close to the bowl, he might get boiled.

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    eqo  over 14 years ago

    or it could be shocking information

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    The scales of justice.

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    trekkermint  over 14 years ago

    used to have a goldfish that would kill other goldfish and any other fish she just seemed cheesed off at the world

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