Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 28, 2010

This is certainly a cartoon with a hook.

Beware the claw!!!

^The craw! The craw!

That comment is sticking in my craw!

Brilliant

Wasn’t there a movie like this? “I know what you did last Easter”

“First, not any foot from a rabbit will do: it is the left hind foot of a rabbit that is useful as a charm. Second, not any left hind foot of a rabbit will do; the rabbit must have been shot or otherwise captured in a cemetery. Third, at least according to some sources, not any left hind foot of a rabbit shot in a cemetery will do: the phase of the moon is also important. Some authorities say that the rabbit must be taken in the full moon, while others hold instead that the rabbit must be taken in the new moon. Some sources say instead that the rabbit must be taken on a Friday, or a rainy Friday, or Friday the 13th. Some sources say that the rabbit should be shot with a silver bullet, while others say that the foot must be cut off while the rabbit is still alive.”

Now you know how to get a “real” lucky rabbit’s foot…

Ushindi’s comment sounds like the lawyers got hired by the lucky rabbit foot’s industry to explain why the new owner didn’t have good luck.

Ushindi, I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to take the rabbit from the moon during a full earth. Moon rabbits are much luckier than their terrestrial cousins. When was the last time you saw a dead moon rabbit?

so, what happens to the rest of the rabbit? and do the weird dyed green ones i had as a kid mean anything?

Rabbitrose, it means your parents were messing with you.