There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
moronbis about 14 years ago
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
GROG Premium Member about 14 years ago
But rock and roll dreams come true.
ksoskins about 14 years ago
That squirrel’s nuts, grab’em.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
He had different goals in mind.
grapfhics about 14 years ago
trained at the Loose Parts Intern Program today?
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
If he wanted to be a quarterback, would he have ended up as the change guy at an arcade?
Plods with ...™ about 14 years ago
jpozenel about 14 years ago
Well, they do both wear helmets.
alan.gurka about 14 years ago
At least he’s come up in the world. According to the Peter Principle, he’s risen to his level of incompetence.