Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 21, 2010

Now THATS the kind of service I expect from an airline…especially with all the B.S. you gotta go through to get on one of the durn things…

Drat!!! I seem to fly the airlines that only drop dirty underwear during an emergency.

I recently flew British Air 6 hr flight - they gave us footie socks, sleep masks for napping, & a travel toothbrush w toothpaste, plus a hot face cloth prior to landing AND that was in ECONOMY class! - Perhaps that’s who he’s flying with and I just missed the underwear announcement?

I hope there’s no charge to use the oxygen mask.

Hey Grog, fly cheapo airways and there will be!!

I can’t stop laughing!

Is it one-size-fits-all, or do they guess your size when you check in?

I don’t remember what comedian it was who mocked the airline description of how oxygen will be flowing even though the bag does not inflate:

“Yeah, Right. We all know the mask is just to muffle the screams.”

With my luck, the underwear dropping from the ceiling would be Victoria’s Secret…