A buzzard is checking in at an airport for a cross continental flight (yes, I know it’s a buzzard and he can fly, but this is a joke so go with it please) carrying two dead raccoons. The ticket agent says “I’m sorry sir, we only allow one item of carrion.”
Digital Frog over 13 years ago
Don’t eat them too fast or you’ll get stomach crampons
Frogman_tg over 13 years ago
I wonder if buzzards say their preyers.
MelvinLott over 13 years ago
A buzzard is checking in at an airport for a cross continental flight (yes, I know it’s a buzzard and he can fly, but this is a joke so go with it please) carrying two dead raccoons. The ticket agent says “I’m sorry sir, we only allow one item of carrion.”
tegm over 13 years ago
lol, it’s nice that they got a plate out!