Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 30, 2012

Not just yet….Wait, wait….hold on, I’m nearly there.

A new meaning to “living on the knife’s edge”.

Mr. Death is moving back to the Pearls before Swine neighborhood after this work visit.

I it’s a Jehovah’s witness tell him I’m busy.

Are you sure? You get any closer and…Oooops!

Hey, ya’ll, look what I can do!

Remnds me of “The Funniest Videos” show! They very seldom show the dufas get back up!

I think the distraction alone will kill him.

Death is at his doorstep.

if death hadnt interrupted, though, would he still have died?

Death by a thousand cuts….or five,anyway.

All it takes is a moment’s distraction!