Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 30, 2012

SNERK!

It helps to write things down

That’s the long and short of it.

411…

Addled amnesiac.

I spend more time looking for my glasses than wearing them.

That’s what I need: a class to improve my memory. And like that guy, I can’t remember phone numbers. I heard eating fresh figs helps the memory.

Call 555 -4GET

Hmmmm….where did I park? I don’t remember, I don’t recall

I can never remember my phone number because I never call myself

That reminds me of something.

lol, if this was me, he’d be like “what did I come here to this post for anyway…?”