Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 14, 2012

Uh – oh.

I can hear soap boxes being stacked.

Listen! Here come the anti-religious comments. . . .

there are plenty of virgins out there… they are mostly male, nerdish and living in their mom’s basement, playing video games and going to ComicCons

I’d say from the looks of that guy, they may still be sacrificing a virgin.

Toss Richard Branson in?

“Are you married?”“Yes!”“Then you’re close enough to being a virgin. In you go.”

Altar alternative.

They have to wear the sacrificial ring. One virgin sent it to Ringo Starr in Help!