Rubes by Leigh Rubin for November 05, 2012

That’s an important message for all steak-holders.

Hence moo goo guy pan. Right Guy?

All beef bologna.

Or is that baloney

That ain’t no bull!

Ah, a meditative lesson on how not to have cow.

Mooditation.

Mooditation. When you can snatch the pebble from my hoof…

Mmmm… steak with karma-lized onions….

That calf has the same expression on his face that I had on mine after learning the bedtime prayer my mother taught me……particularly the part about “…if I should die before I wake…” I don’t think I slept for 2 weeks after that……..

Our fodder, which art greener int the next pasture…

And as noted in “The Far Side,” you must stop and eat the roses.

That’s why they call this “Rubes”.

quit beefin and just be