Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 17, 2015

If he does, he’ll be a flop.

You’re fried!

He won’t. He’ll evolve without you.

He’s a leg man.

So that’s evolutionary pressure.

So we might say that behind every great evolutionary change there’s a great woman (or a great female, since in this case it’s a fish).

He wasn’t a very good catch anyway.