Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 28, 2015

“What’s your vegan alternative?” “Oh, then sir, the rabbit eats you. They’re not as picky as they seem. In fact, we’ve lost several brave knights to this one.”

Leigh, rattlers aren’t green.

This would be so much funnier on Overboard.

“that rabbits got a mean streak a mile wide”

It was a lovely venue, but he soon went out of business Turns out it was a mistake to cater to customers who only eat once a month.

My question is, how does a snake tie a bow tie? Heck, even I can’t tie a bow tie,

“You can get a vaccine for a western diamondback, not a mojave green.”-——————————————————————-Thanx for the info, you be sure and write, y’hear?

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

Every garden should have a snake set-up like this.

Just look at the bones!!

No, NO, NO!Not the BUNNY!(…sobbing…)