Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 08, 2016

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    Farside99  about 8 years ago

    I swear, the stress is making me go bald.

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    oldpine52  about 8 years ago

    Mrs. Eagle,“diving for trout my foot, that’s just an excuse to hang around the river and drink beer all day!”

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    whiteheron  about 8 years ago

    He married an Indian maiden, named Wild Eagle, turned out she was more of a Screaming Eagle.

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    robolt  about 8 years ago

    Balless eagle

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    Dis-play name  about 8 years ago

    Eagles do not dive into water to catch fish. They steal the fish from the osprey that caught them. The beak of the eagle is hooked; good for tearing into carcasses, but not at all suited for diving to spear a fish. No time to chomp down; the catch must be one quick jab to catch the fish unaware.

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    paullp Premium Member about 8 years ago

    A marriage counselor (or Dear Abby) would probably suggest a compromise: a little togetherness with the Mrs., a little time out with the guys. Freedom isn’t free, y’know?

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  about 8 years ago

    A shinning example of a kept man!

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    robert39503  about 8 years ago

    Eagles are brown.

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