Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 16, 2017

Sharkbait.

♫♪♫

Can’t you feel ‘em circlin’ honey?

Can’t you feel ‘em swimmin’ around?

You got fins to the left, fins to the right,

and you’re the only bait in town…..

Nobody writes ’em like Jimmy!

And now comes the music from Jaws.

They should have waited until Tuesday to run this one; Tuesday is Talk Like A Pirate Day.

Would “You are a pirate” from Lazytown be better or worse?