Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 26, 2018

“. . . and don’t forget to nip your waiter.”

There’s no need to get crabby about it.

I’m pretty sure I would have to go vegetarian after this scenario…

I laughed out loud at this one. Love it! ☺

I thought of this pun a while ago but never found the initiative to use it. Well played, Leigh.