Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 10, 2018

But he speaks softly.

I ain’t feelin’ the stripes.

Well you know what they say about walking softly.

That…and I think he hasn’t had his coffee yet.

10’ pole. Hmm

Frank’s expression makes the strip.

Cro-magnum

“I have a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.” – Groucho Marx

He belongs to the NSA… National Stick Association

Just like all the guys driving an exotic sports car.