Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 26, 2019

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    KA7DRE Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Quick, Get Back In The Ship, Hurry Your In Danger…. Oh no, I can’t watch !

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    juncarlo  over 5 years ago

    Hey, great care, you must refuse his offer to go to eat.

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 5 years ago

    This will not end well.

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    Casey Jones  over 5 years ago

    Too bad they didn’t send Chicken Boo.

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    ptnjbrown  over 5 years ago

    And we’re invited to dinner!

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    Another Take  over 5 years ago

    Earthling – we come in pieces…and buckets sometimes.

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    e.groves  over 5 years ago

    He’s got a book titled “To Serve Chicken”.

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    enigmamz  over 5 years ago

    Leigh was going to use a cow, but Chic-Fil-A is closed on Sundays.

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    TXD2  over 5 years ago

    Poor chick-liens! :(

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    KEA  over 5 years ago

    ruh roh

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    Bill The Nuke  over 5 years ago

    Thus began the collapse of the once-mighty planet Cluckoid.

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    juneybug  over 5 years ago

    Unintended Frying Objects.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    We’ll know for sure that he is evil if he offers them 11 herbs and spices!

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    AtariDragon  over 5 years ago

    Lucky for them, this guy is just a fiberglass statue.

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    As a gesture of goodwill, they were offered our 11 most sacred herbs and spices.

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    The way KFC tastes these days, this just might be fact.

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    paranormal  over 5 years ago

    I heard a KFC commercial yesterday, and the voice actor sounded most like the Col. Sanders I remember from the 60’s rather than all the other boobs trying to imitate him. Almost all are insulting and I bet the Col. is rolling over in his grave!

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    Hardhar  over 5 years ago

    Not rolls, but biscuits.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    They’re aliens? No wonder it’s a secret recipe.

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    Bob.  over 5 years ago

    That space ship should look like a chicken bucket.

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    The aliens had a book titled “To Serve Man”

    It was a cook book.

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