Rubes by Leigh Rubin for June 23, 2019

Strait talk

Where was this in March when we really needed it?

Actually it’s the lioness that does the hunting. His wives catch the meal and then they have to wait while His Royal Highness eats. Only after that do the wives and the cubs get to eat. Small wonder the lionesses have such sleek figures. :)

Because it’s in his contract.

I near metaphor I didn’t like

I think that metaphor boils down to one word – RUN!

sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

Get LOST HORIZON ! (movie)

New TV show…." Punk a monk" The lion is remote controlled.

Remember that you don’t have to be faster than the lion, just faster than the other guy.

The lion is not really lurking, though. Not as such, if you get my drift. Pretty much right out there in the open, in a kind of non-lurking way.

Two for one lunch special.

Meta phors be with them.

Jump, Grasshopper, jump very far!

The lazy male isn’t usually the one you have to worry about. Unless you’re a female.