Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 01, 2019

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    John M  over 5 years ago

    It may quack – but it should probably honk as it looks more goose than duck to me (maybe Shelduck family)

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 5 years ago

    But he’s a professional service animal, and needs to get to his next client.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Get your cousin Don to curse him out.

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    ccomebacktour  over 5 years ago

    This is for the birds !

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    Retired Dude  over 5 years ago

    He’s just trying to get to Memphis for a week at the Peabody Hotel.

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    hooglah  over 5 years ago

    Tell them you are an illegal migrant and you get to fly for free.

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    Lablubber   over 5 years ago

    He can prove he bought the ticket. He has his bill.

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    cuzinron47  over 5 years ago

    And he appears to excess baggage.

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    geese28  over 5 years ago

    Did that airline employee just assume that animal’s breed? Fire him for being a speciesist!!! Lol

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    Concretionist  over 5 years ago

    Some airlines will sell you a ticket without all the ID hoopla, but most of them have had enough push back from folks who still haven’t accommodated themselves to the TSA’s Nazi tactics, bought the ticket and then were rejected at the X-Ray gate, that they now do a pre-screening.

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    Ukko wilko  over 5 years ago

    Yeah well, being a duck isn’t all it’s quacked up to be.

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