Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 04, 2020

Shish-ke-bob ala Serengeti.

And a fat one at that.

He’s about to get the point.

There are some who think that a unicorn is what was created when European people heard from someone who heard from someone who …. heard from someone who’d seen an actual rhinoceros.

endangered rhino are fast becoming mythical, sigh.

It isn’t a horn.

Someone wants to horn in on their game.

I got a T-shirt from the San Diego zoo that has a rhino and the caption “Save the Chubby Unicorns”

It was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater?

Should’ve put the horn finger on his nose.

“And what’s the point of this charade?”