Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 10, 2020

“Anything that falls on the floor is legally the dog’s” — Snoopy.

With the size of the meal does the 10 second rule still apply?

Poodle’s noodles

Nom, nom, nom! SCARF, I tell you! :-)

My compliments to the chef, but let the cleaning staff know it could use a little less floor wax.

They need to hire more doggie staff…

If it hits the ground, it belongs to the hound.

Those meatballs do look tempting.