Rubes by Leigh Rubin for May 30, 2020

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    allen@home  over 4 years ago

    Distance glasses aren’t going to help those two. What they need is binoculars.

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    Mentor397  over 4 years ago

    Just get cheeseburgers and fries. That’s what I always do.

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    HunterIsACriminal  over 4 years ago

    You stand over there, I’ll stand over here. You bend over and read my menu, and I’ll read yours.

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    geese28  over 4 years ago

    Have the waiter bring binoculars

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Been there..

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    paranormal  over 4 years ago

    Just have the house special…

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    I thought we were both ordering the mimosa.

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    Lightpainter  over 4 years ago

    These two could have fun with the old “ swallow a spaghetti noodle and pull it back out” trick.

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    That’s keeping distancing too literal.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    “Umm, waiter? Can you please explain what ingredients are used in this first entrée here? … Oh, um, no I can’t tolerate that. What’s in the third one? …”

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    The story goes that the first time my mother invited my dad over to dinner (man THAT was a long time ago…) she had, of course, made every effort to create a delicious meal, but also to have a nice romantic ambience. So the lights were off, but the table had a candle or two. My father, upon seeing how it was to be, went back out to his pickup (actually, it was the CCC’s pickup) and got his flashlight.

    And she ended up marrying him anyway!

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