“Umm, waiter? Can you please explain what ingredients are used in this first entrée here? … Oh, um, no I can’t tolerate that. What’s in the third one? …”
The story goes that the first time my mother invited my dad over to dinner (man THAT was a long time ago…) she had, of course, made every effort to create a delicious meal, but also to have a nice romantic ambience. So the lights were off, but the table had a candle or two. My father, upon seeing how it was to be, went back out to his pickup (actually, it was the CCC’s pickup) and got his flashlight.
allen@home over 4 years ago
Distance glasses aren’t going to help those two. What they need is binoculars.
Mentor397 over 4 years ago
Just get cheeseburgers and fries. That’s what I always do.
HunterIsACriminal over 4 years ago
You stand over there, I’ll stand over here. You bend over and read my menu, and I’ll read yours.
geese28 over 4 years ago
Have the waiter bring binoculars
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 4 years ago
Been there..
paranormal over 4 years ago
Just have the house special…
Lablubber over 4 years ago
I thought we were both ordering the mimosa.
Lightpainter over 4 years ago
These two could have fun with the old “ swallow a spaghetti noodle and pull it back out” trick.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
That’s keeping distancing too literal.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
“Umm, waiter? Can you please explain what ingredients are used in this first entrée here? … Oh, um, no I can’t tolerate that. What’s in the third one? …”
Concretionist over 4 years ago
The story goes that the first time my mother invited my dad over to dinner (man THAT was a long time ago…) she had, of course, made every effort to create a delicious meal, but also to have a nice romantic ambience. So the lights were off, but the table had a candle or two. My father, upon seeing how it was to be, went back out to his pickup (actually, it was the CCC’s pickup) and got his flashlight.
And she ended up marrying him anyway!