Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 01, 2020

I always avoid certain musical videos: Cannot STAND sax and violins.

Trés amusant.

people are always arguing over bread…

What sourdoughs!

All this time I thought they were well-bred, if the boss finds out, they’re toast.

Now we know why they wear those big puffy hats…

Ahhh…ze REEM shot…

Hey who is that RAT inside the hat of the guy on the left? Ratatouille?

What a “pain”.

Booooooo(no, seriously, that’s funny)oooooooo

“Insulte mon pain, veux-tu? Eh bien, prenez ça, monsieur !!”…or something like that…

Matzo fast, now, plead for pita from my repast riposte

Fortunately, their hats toque most of the impact.

Not one comment on the misspelling of monsieur? Easy crowd this morning.

I see Leigh is loafing today.

Puns beget punishment!

and if the bread has more than two days they may require a permission to carry it

A rye for a rye leaves the whole world…

Dough!

Get a “loaf” of this

If that loaf does much damage then he deserves the insult.