Rubes by Leigh Rubin for August 19, 2020

The very young and restless.

Can phones only work if the string is stretched. Of course, when you’re this close it doesn’t matter. Unless you expect Teddy to answer, in which case, things are going to just get worse.

He learned early that it’s all EMOTION, DRAMA and F-E-E-E-E-L-INGS that drive a guy out of the nest and ♫ ♪ ♫ On The Road Again… ♫ ♪ ♫

Heading west to join a triker gang.

Child abandonment

Those cans on a string only work if the string is stretched tight.

He needs his own space, and a belt.

No different from today’s reality

In the real world she would have gotten his tricycle and baseball card collection.

And if he made any money from the lemonade stand she would get a cut of that!

So now we know the story behind Piglet’s traumatic childhood.

Must get one of these smart phones.

and this is a baggage you will take to your real relations, and chances are this will happen for real because you bring things that are only in your mind

Teddy can’t hear her. She’s got the speaker up by her ear.

Playing House – The Reality Series

He’d better not be looking for the real thing already.

Sounds like a movie.